do not feed the mermaids.

People call us mermaids but we prefer the nicer, sophisticated 'sirens' or 'banshees' even sea folk would be fine; mind you there's only two of us: we go by the name of Flounder and Wren McGee, we love the Beach Boys and we ride around in a submarine that has been tie dyed by Blingo Starrfish. Get to know us, we promise we won't scream your heads off. Well, Flounder might.